BEER GOGGLES

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.  YOU GO OUT.  HAVE A FEW TO MANY DRINKS  AND SOMEHOW END UP GOING HOME WITH A SUPERMODEL.  IT MAKES SENSE.  YOUR NOT SO BAD.  YEAH, YOU LIVE AT HOME, YOU WORK AT THE SUPERMARKET, AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU HOOKED UP WITH WAS A GANGLY LASS YOU MET WHILE SEARCHING BEHIND DUMPSTERS FOR DISCARDED PIZZA BOXES.  NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT GETTING HIT BY A DUMP TRUCK WOULD PROBABLY BE AN OVERALL IMPROVMENT ON YOUR COMPLEXION.  ANYWAY, IN THE MORNING YOU ROLL OVER AND REALIZE THAT THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS NOT NAOMI CAMPBELL BUT IS MULLET HEAD MARLA FROM DOWN THE WAY. SO HERE IS MY DEDICATION TO MULLET HEAD MARLA AND ALL THE OTHER ONE NIGHT STANDS THAT YOU  WISH YOU COULD, BUT KNOW YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGET, JUST WAVE YOUR MOUSE POINTER OVER THE PICTURES TO REVEAL THE BEAST BEHIND THE BEAUTY.

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