1. THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER WEBSITES BEFORE ME.
2. THOU SHALL NOT MAKE FOR YOURSELF A WEBSITE IN THE FORM OF ANYTHING ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB OR ON THE EARTH BENEATH OR IN THE WATERS BELOW. YOU SHALL NOT BOW DOWN TO THE KEYBOARD AND ACCESS THEM OR WORSHIP THEM; FOR I, RICKEY, RICKEYSWORLD.COM CREATOR, AM A JEALOUS MAN, PUNISHING THE VIEWERS FOR THE SIN OF FATHERS TO THE THIRD AND FOURTH GENERATIONS OF THOSE WHO SURF AWAY FROM ME, BUT SHOWING LOVE TO A THOUSAND GENERATIONS OF THOSE WHO LOVE AND KEEP MY TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
3. THOU SHALL NOT MISUSE THE NAME OF RICKEY YOU WEB HOST, FOR I, RICKEY, WILL NOT HOLD ANYONE GUITLESS WHO MISUSES HIS NAME.
4. THOU SHALL REMEMBER SATURDAY NIGHT BY MAKING IT HOLY. DURING THE WORK WEEK YOU SHALL LABOR AND DO ALL YOUR WORK, BUT THE END OF THE WORK WEEK IS SATURDAY TO RICKEY THE CREATOR. ON IT YOU SHALL PARTY, DRINK, AND HAVE PER MISCUES SEX WITH WHOM EVER YOU CHOOSE AS LONG AS IT IS NOT WITH YOU SON OR DAUGHTER, NOR YOU MANSERVANT OR MAIDSERVANT, NOR YOUR ANIMALS, NOR THE ALIEN WITHIN YOUR GATES. FOR AT THE END OF THE WORK WEEK RICKEY MADE RICKEYSWORLD.COM, AND ALL THAT IS WITHIN THEM, BUT HE PARTIED ON SATURDAY. THEREFORE RICKEY BLESSED SATURDAY AND MADE IT HOLY.
5. THOU SHALL HONOR YOU FATHER AND MOTHER, SO THAT YOU MAY SURF LONG IN THE WEBSITE THAT RICKEY IS GIVING YOU.
6. THOU SHALL NOT KILL RICKEYSWORLD.COM.
7. THOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ONLINE ADULTERY AGAINST RICKEYSWORLD.COM.
8. THOU SHALL NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM RICKEYSWORLD.COM (ALTHOUGH I HAVE THE RIGHT TO STEAL FROM OTHER WEBSITES.)
9. THOU SHALL NOT GIVE FALSE TESTIMONY IN E-MAIL TO RICKEY.
10. THOU SHALL NOT COVET RICKEYS WEBSITE. YOU SHALL NOT CONVET RICKEYS WIFE, OR HIS MANSERVANT OR MAIDSERVANT, HIS OX OR DONKEY, OR ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO RICKEY.
-------- IF ANYONE ADDS ANYTHING UNTO THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, RICKEY WILL ADD TO HIM THE PLAGUES DESCRIBED ON RICKEYSWORLD.COM. AND IF ANYONE TAKES WORDS AWAY FROM THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, RICKEY WILL TAKE AWAY FROM HIM HIS SHARE IN THE TREE OF LIFE AND IN THE HOLY CITY, WHICH ARE DESCRIBED IN RICKEYSWORLD.COM.-------